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[G][Bm][Em][Em7][C][C] 

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[G]I read the [Bm]news today 
oh [Em]boy[Em7]
[C]About a [C/B]lucky man 
who [Asus2]made the grade
[G]And though the [Bm]news 
was rather [Em]sad[Em7]
[C]Well I just [F]had 
to laug[Em]h[Em7]
[C]I saw the 
[F]photogra[Em]ph [C]

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[G]He blew his [Bm]mind out 
in a [Em]car[Em7]
[C]He didn't [C/B]notice 
that the [Asus2]lights 
had changed
[G]A crowd of [Bm]people 
stood and [Em]stared[Em7]
[C]They'd seen his 
[F]face before
[Em]Nobody was really sure
If [Em7]he was from 
the House of [C]Lords

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[G]I saw a [Bm]film today 
oh [Em]boy[Em7]
[C]The English [C/B]Army 
had just [Asus2]won the war
[G]A crowd of [Bm]people 
turned [Em]away[Em7]
[C]But I just [F]had to look
[Em]Having [Em7]read 
the [C]book
[Em/F#][Em/G][Em/A]
[Em/B][Em/C#][Em/D][Em]
Id love to turn you on 

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Woke [E]up 
fell out of bed
Dragged a comb 
across my [Dsus2]head
Found my [E]way downstairs 
and [B7sus4]drank a cup
And [E]looking up 
I [B7sus4]noticed 
I was late
Found my [E]coat 
and grabbed my hat
Made the bus 
in seconds [Dsus2]flat
Found my [E]way upstairs 
and [B7sus4]had a smoke
[E]Somebody spoke 
and I [B7sus4]went 
into a dream

[C][G][D][A][E]
[C][G][D][A][E][D][C][D]
Aaaaahhhhhh 

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[G]I read the [Bm]news today 
oh [Em]boy[Em7]
[C]Four thousand [C/B]holes 
in Blackburn [Asus2]Lancashire
[G]And though the [Bm]holes 
were rather [Em]small[Em7]
[C]They had to [F]count them all
[Em]Now they know how many holes 
it [Em7]takes to fill 
the Albert [C]Hall
[Em/F#][Em/G][Em/A][Em/B]
[Em/C#][Em/D][Em]
I'd love to turn you on

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